most annoyin dog in the world

okay so theres this dog named snoopy. he is the most annoying dog in the universe. well i usually sleep till late and that dog made me wake up at 7am i usaully sleep till 12pm wow! and now i have to keep on checking on him every 30 minutes to put or replace his cold water... and when i finnally bring him inside he goes crazy like a maniac wth. i even have to tie him up so that he doesnt eat or destroy anything. Did i forget to mention that i have to keep cleaning after him he eats like a f***ing pig. one day i decided to do something good he and take him for a walk to the park halfway there he was already tired, and when i was going to untangle the rope from his leg he bit me ! okay and thena when they finally came to pick up the horrible dog they only gave me $40 and then i had to split it with my sister sara and she didnt even do anything to take care of that dam dog.. and now they are asking if i can take care of the dog for 2 more weeks and i have to split iw with her again , what do i do? what do i tell my sister? what do i tell the people?